Ken:Kami L'Arc en Ciel. Mantap! Man...?

Translation:We are L'Arc~en~Ciel. (note: I couldn't find right word for 'mantap'. Maybe it's 'sugoi' in Japanese)

Audience:Tap!

Ken:Man?

Audience:Tap!

Ken:Man man?

Audience:Tap tap!

Ken:Man man man?

Audience:Tap tap tap!

Ken:Man man man man man man man man

Audience:*laughing*

Ken:Gue kemarin lusa foto di Kota Tua lho. Foto-fotonya keren banget. Jakarta tuh panas gila yah? Makanya gue kemaren berenang. Pengennya sih sama cewe-cewe pake bikini. Emang nasib adanya cuman gue an... *he was looking at his paper here and confused* Emang nasib, adanya cuman gue dan teman gue. Hari ini ada yang pake bikini nggak?

Translation:The day before yesterday I went to Kota Tua. The photographs are so cool. Jakarta is damn hot yeah? So I went swimming yesterday. Actually I wanted to swim with bikini-clad girls. Bad luck, it was only me and.. *he was looking at his paper here and confused* Bad luck, it was only me and my friend. Is there anyone wearing bikini right now?

Audience:Nggak!

Translation:No!

Ken:*looks thoroughly at the audience* Bikini! Doko? Oooh, nice bikini girl. (note: actually no one is wearing bikini) Semalam gue makan mie goreng, nasing goreng, sama sate. Nasi gorengnya gokil! Man man...?

Translation:*looked thoroughly at the audience* Bikini..! Doko? Oooh, nice bikini girl. (note: actually no one is wearing bikini) Last night I ate fried noodle, fried rice, and satay. The fried rice was damn good! Man man...?

Audience:Tap tap!

Ken:Man man...?

Audience:Tap tap!

Ken:Man man man...?

Audience:Tap tap tap!

Ken:Man man man man man man man man

Audience:*laughing*

Ken:Gue beli oleh-oleh buat hyde di Pasaraya.

Translation:I bought souvenirs for hyde in Pasaraya (note: Pasaraya is a department store that specialized in selling Indonesian traditional souvenirs)

Audience:Buka... Buka... Buka.../ Open... open... open...

Ken:Gue beli wayang, gamelan kecil, pulpen wayang, gantungan kunci, sama ganjelan pintu. *while ken talking, hyde opens the box* By the way busway, si hyde pasti sekarang nggak ngerti kita ngomong apa.

Translation:I bought wayang (traditional marionette puppet), little gamelan (traditional music instrument), wayang ballpoint, key holder, and door stopper. By the way bus way (note: this is just a pun), hyde definetely doesn't understand what we're talking right now.

Audience:*laughing*

Yuki:*plays the drum-bass* (note: maybe he was trying to say 'Hurry..!)

Hyde & Ken:*finished arranging the gamelan*

Hyde:*tries to play 'suling' (bamboo flute) couple times but failed*

Hyde:*shows one of the presents to Ken, with confused face*

Ken:Door stopper

Ken:Kaminori... (note: sorry I didn't understand what he was saying) *hyde and ken play with the kaminori*

Ken:Terima kasih *bowing* Sama-sama. Abis ini gue bakal... eee? Matte. Abis ini gw bakal suruh hyde mainin tuh suling sama gamelan. Mantap!

Translation:Thank you *bowing* You're welcome. After this I will... eee? Wait. I will ask hyde to play 'suling' (bamboo flute) and 'gamelan' (traditional music instrument). Mantap!

Audience:Mantap!

Ken:Man man man!

Audience:Tap tap tap!

Ken:Lagu selanjutnyaaa... Seventh Heaven!

Translation:Next song... Seventh Heaven!